rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

Rooching 

Someone who dates, or is with a girl because he knows he can't do any better than her or won't try. Someone who is rooching is considered a Rooch.

A: Man, what is Ryan doing over there with that fifty year old fat chick, he shouldn't settle for that?
B: Meh, Hes rooching.
A: what a Rooch.

Rooching by orepsmaharg June 21, 2011

Rooty tooty point and shooty 

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

Rooty tooty point and shooty by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011

rooty-poot 

A person (usually male) who lacks ability, confidence and/or courage.

That rooty-poot dude can't do anything right!

rooty-poot by Knowledge Doctor April 29, 2008

Roogy Roo 

1. Slang for Arugula, a key element in any fine salad. Notes: 1) other key salad ingredients include spinach, cucumber, and croutons; 2) crouton rhymes with Scruton.

2. The commonly accepted nickname for Benjamin Scruton.

Girl 1: Yo, did you see how many bowling balls Roogy Roo just stacked on top of each other?
Girl 2: Yeah.

Roogy Roo by Trent and Cuchulain November 19, 2010

Roofylax 

A combination of rohypnol and laxative, secreted into someone's drink in order to make them simultaneously:

a) Pass out
b) Evacuate their bowels

Usually employed in jest, a Roofylax is also occasionally used as a pre-cursor to scat-fetish rape. In even rarer instances, it is self administered in a public environment as part of an exhibitionist fetish fantasy

1. "I have just roofy-laxed you. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in a strange environment, covered in your own poo. And so will I."

2. "I have just roofylaxed myself. Here are my house keys and a Sleigh Bell CD. Take me home."

Roofylax by roofy-lax November 25, 2010

Roopy 

Acting real dumb, Goofy or retarded.

"Man you actin real Roopy right now

Roopy by GERTHOLOMEW January 28, 2019