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roman candle 

A particular firework that is about 1.5 ft long and shoots out 10-20 balls of colorful fire. Fun when used over a lake, more fun when used in enclosed, flammable spaces!
Holy shit! We just burnt down that house with a roman candle!! RRUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

roman candle assplosion 

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.
"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."

Roman Candle 

When your girl is giving you some sick head lying on your back. Just as she senses your about to cum she lets go of the shaft causing your cock to point backwards. Thus causing your load to erupt in your face instead of hers.
My girl was giving me some intense head then humorously let go of my custard launcher causing my jiz to squirt in my face like a rogue roman candle.
Roman Candle by DoyleHargraves December 14, 2014

roman candle 

a firework that you hold after it's been lit, and it shoots out fireball from the opposite end (or the end facing you, if you're retarded)
"i almost started a brushfire with a roman candle"

roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.
Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.

Roman Candle 

1. The act of doing a girl from behind, pulling out (similar the the flying houdini) putting your dick between her ass cheeks at a steep angle, and blowing you load. The final effect should be shots of jizz flying up, similar to a Roman Candle. Bonus points for landing it on the bitches head
Billy was raw-doggin it in Suzy, and, not wanted to knock her up, was prepared to just skeet on the bed. However, to spice things up, he instead did the Roman Candle, and proceeded to drop a huge load on top of Suzys head.
Roman Candle by lick.my.wick January 22, 2009