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8.
The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.
Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?
by Willie Joe May 13, 2005
 
9.
This is what happens right before a man gives a money shot. The act of shaking your penis like a roman candle and having sporatic splooge shots like a roman candle would.
"Man, I gave her a roman candle she won't ever forget....right in the eye."
by jbizzle15 October 09, 2007
 
10.
When one guy; or multiple men insert their testicles in a woman's vagina. Much like the balls in the tube in a roman candle
Hahaha. Dude. First ever roman candle. It was weird with 3 other guys. But she had fun
by Hachet420 June 23, 2011
 
11.
elliott smith's first album and song on the album.
I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames
by haley July 20, 2006
 
12.
When your fucking a girl standing up from behind, and you cum so hard it blasts her off your dick like a roman candle firework.

If one is skilled enough, they can actually emulate the action of a real roman candle and do this several times in a row (with a different girl each time of course, since the girl is usually injured on her way back down to earth)
dude#1: I was going at it doggy style with that girl from the bar last night, and I shit you not, i actually came so hard, that she "rocketed" off my dick and into the wall....is there even a name for that?

dude #2: holy shit dude! you perfectly executed the ROMAN CANDLE!!! you gotta show me how....
by Felix Vennegaldi March 05, 2008
 
13.
When you put a lighter up your girlfriends butt and light your ciggarette with it
"I need your roman candle to light it."
by Laura and Levi November 27, 2007
 
14.
the act of deficating into the upper portion of a water filter there by muddying what they call the candle or filter.
" i think i got giardia from that roman candle"
by bosse August 22, 2005