In roller derby, the person who has always got your back, no matter what, is your "derby wife." Rollygamy is the practice of having multiple derby wives. (credit to Bat Wing of the STL Gatekeepers)
Roxy Horror participates in Rollygamy, as she is married to Maim-y Fisher, Momma Knee Ya, Fice-T AND Bat Wing.
Rolland, a cool kid. Unique and superior to the Roland's consisting of only one L. Rolland has two because he hands it out frequently to scrubs. Rolland is into penguins and has a strange infatuation with Chef Boyardee. Overall is a nice, wholesome guy. Rolland is an observant, perceptive person, so don't try lying to him, because he'll find out in a matter of seconds. He also has trouble listening to orders, so you must threaten him to get him to comply.
Geoffphrey: "Yo...who's that guy over there with the nice ass?"
Vienna: "Yeah that's my friend, ROLLAND."
Geoffphrey: "Awesome!"
At the university in Rolla, MO, the ratio of males to females is about 3 to 1. Rolla Princess Syndrome (RPS for short) is defined as a woman who thinks that just because she has tits, she can get anything she damn well pleases no matter what the cost to others.
1. Girl to Guy: "I'm cute and have boobs, so buy me alcohol!"
2. Girl: "None of the guys here are good enough for me."
Guy: "I think someone is suffering from Rolla Princess Syndrome. You should get that checked out."