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ROFLMFOQTMOLIMHFENEWPHTON 

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass quietly to myself out loud in my head for ever never ending while playing halo three owning noobs
Mr.x: Wow double headshot !
Mr.y: ROFLMFOQTMOLIMHFENEWPHTON
Mr.x: What?
Mr.y: Look it up

roflmffo 

an acronym meaning "rolling on the floor laughing my fucking face off"
rarely used.
1: OMG d1d u z dat guyZ h4t??!!##@

2: ya fo sho mah negr0. ROFLMFFO.

(what he actually did: -.-)
roflmffo by uber1337zorZorOMG January 28, 2009
abbreviation for: "rolling on floor laughing my head off"
many would prefer "rolling on floor laughing my ass off", but this is for those who don't wish to swear.
A:*tells a joke*
B: OMG!!! ROFLMAO THATS HILARIOUS!!!
A: dude dont swear
B: w/e roflmho. happy now?

ROFLMAFO 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass the fuck off
ROFLMAFO that is the funniest thing I've ever heard yo!
ROFLMAFO by Robicleez October 21, 2011

roflmhopimp

ROFLMHOPIMP

-Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off Peeing In My Pants
"So a priest and a spork walk into a bar and..."

"ROFLMHOPIMP" haha
roflmhopimp by Ishan Hill March 26, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026