abbreviation for: "rolling on floor laughing my head off"
many would prefer "rolling on floor laughing my ass off", but this is for those who don't wish to swear.
A:*tells a joke*
B: OMG!!! ROFLMAO THATS HILARIOUS!!!
A: dude dont swear B: w/e roflmho. happy now?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'