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ROFLOIDS 

A RoFloid : tiny little alien like rofls from out of space.. they are black with bright eyes and look like jellyfish.. BUT they fly!
when someone gets roflepwned they come into you and makes you blurt out ROFLOIDS!
haha.. ownage .. fail .. ROFLOIDS!
ROFLOIDS by Di5h November 10, 2009
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rofltime 

When a person gets overly excited and starts laughing, while rolling on the floor.
Jimmy; Hey! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ryan; I don't need to know....because it's ROFLTIME!
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Jimmy later switched to geico, saving a bundle on car insurance.
rofltime by Yodaaaaa? July 23, 2008

ROFLTICKETS 

A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.
Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I know, I'm buying rofltickets!
ROFLTICKETS by kerbinator December 19, 2005

RollTide 

A sentence enhancer, or a sentence in it's own. Can be used as a greeting, departure, or to smooth rough ties between people and shut others up. It's a movement. Usually followed by a fist in the air.
"RollTide?" "RollTide!" (Black Power Fist)
RollTide by HDWHW March 1, 2011

roflcide 

death caused by rolling on the floor laughing
guy1:"did you hear about john?"

guy2:"yea he was rofling after reading this definition and example and hit his computer desk causing the computer to come crashing down on top of him killing him"

guy1:"man that's serious roflcide"
roflcide by T-Hop June 10, 2008

ROFLAIDS 

The word used to express laughter at people who have a problem regardless of what it is.
John failed his test. ROFLAIDS
ROFLAIDS by beauregardbl February 27, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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