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roflmfaopmp 

rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off & pissing my pants
lmao i cant believe roflmafaopmp aint in urbandictionary.com hahahaha
roflmfaopmp by Incognito_LC July 29, 2004

roflmfaopms 

used when you want to throw your classmates off in class
Rolling
on
floor
laughing
my
fucking
ass
off
pissing
my
self
Student: *insert stupid painful moment*

You: ROFLMFAOPMS!!!

Everyone: WTF? @_@
roflmfaopms by FORLORK December 13, 2007

rotflmfaopmslol 

Hey. You heard of LOL, and LMAO, and maybe even ROTFLMFAO, but this is the new and improved, ROTFLMFAOPMSLOL! It's a mixture of ALL of your favourites! It means Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Pissing My Self Laughing Out Loud. Could be used when something is WAYY funny.
~~Chatroom~~
chad34: omg i just tricked some noob.
chester42: ROTFLMFAOPMSLOL.
rotflmfaopmslol by Petar G December 28, 2007

Roflmaopmslol 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing Myself Laughing Out Loud
Person 1:Ur Gay
Person 2:ROFLMAOPMSLOL, Look whos talking
Roflmaopmslol by Nightwing03 September 29, 2006

roflmfaopmp 

Roflmfaopmp = Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass of pissing my pants

Used when users are very humored by the event that happened.
User1: "Roflmfaopmp your such a noob."
User2: "Rofl, you wish."
roflmfaopmp by Claytan January 1, 2006

roflmfaowpmwl 

roflmfaowpmwl mean Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Whilst Pissing Myself With Laughter
Gary: Ye i smell so bad
Josh: i know roflmfaowpmwl
roflmfaowpmwl by Jenkins1992 December 16, 2006
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