roflfw 

An short version for rolling on floor looking for waffles. It's usually used in IM to confuse other people, or when you're hungry.

Person 1: What's up?
Person 2: roflfw
Person 1: Wha'?

roflfw by Kaiken C November 28, 2009

ROFLWEW 

rolling on the floor laughing while eating waffles

Guy1:Man these waffles are mad good

Guy2: ROFL. are u ROFLWEW?

Guy1: Naw im totally eating them at the table

ROFLWEW by taylor mcconnelll January 19, 2009

roflwabbo 

rolling on the floor laughing with a book bag on

*coming home from school watching Full House season 1 on the iphone*

roflwabbo!

roflwabbo by mattypVA April 7, 2009

ROFLWSMOJAOP 

rolling on the floor laughing while spilling my orange juice all over the place.

ROFLWSMOJAOP!!

ROFLWSMOJAOP by ROFLWSMOJAOP January 3, 2010

Unlawful Roflwaffle

When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."

Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...

Unlawful Roflwaffle by C.R. March 2, 2008

ROFLWUIM

"Rolling On The Floor Laughing With You Inside Me"

ROFLWUIM is an extremely creepy acronym used while flirting via instant messaging, texting and other non-verbal communication methods by females and or gay males, in most cases after a joke is told by the person being flirted with.

Like its parent acronym - ROFL, ROFLWUIM can be combined with other acronyms or expanded by adding additional letters.

ROFLMAOWUIM - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With You Inside Me

ROFLWUIMWESWTFBBQ- Rolling On The Floor With You Inside Me Whilst Eating Steak and What The Fuck Barbecue Sauce

Guy: "(insert hilarious joke)"
Flirtygurl57: "You're so funny and cute XD. I want to ROFLWUIM"
Guy: "noice"

ROFLWUIM by the real uncle money pockets April 29, 2010

ROFLWJO 

Roll On Floor Laughing While Jacking Off. This occurs when an extremely hot bitch tells you a funny joke. You cannot resist to laugh, and you have the urge to jack off. For females this turns into ROFLWFO, Roll On Floor Lauging While Fingering Oneself

Eric: Dude that hot bitch told me a joke, i totally ROFLWJO.
Brandon: Haha, did she ROFLWFO too?
Eric: Yeah then we had butt sex
Brandon: OMG

ROFLWJO by eric517707 August 10, 2010