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roflconda 

a huge pwning anaconda that has fused with a huge pool of rofl and magically using the power of pwning became a ROFLCONDA

made by RxR
kid1: dude omfg u know what this noob needs a ROFLCONDA to kill him

kid2: omfg i just got eatten buy a huge roflconda man i am the suxzore
roflconda by robert b September 13, 2006
Related Words
A form of "rolling on the floor laughing", except used in an arcane way, as a ways of the person laughing knowing something the person being laughed at, doesn't. (Made Famous by Sandy Mehglich of the "You Suck at Photoshop" Series)
Doris stood, puzzled, when Richard roflcon'd because knew that no one would ask her to prom.
Roflcon by The X-man October 23, 2008

roflcondom 

when you tell a girl you are using a condom but in reality your not.
Roflcondom the rofl part is that there is no condom!!!
roflcondom by richbum July 14, 2009

Roflconda 

A hostile spawn in the Minecraft mod Hack/Mine. It's body is made of Creeper heads, and though an idividual head explosion is less than the normal explosion of a normal creeper, if the whole thing explodes it's more powerful.

It is quite fun to watch new players get startled by the Roflconda's sudden appearance and scream while trying to hit it only to have it explode in their faces.
"AAAAAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Honeydew of the Yogscast seeing a Roflconda for the first time before it explodes Xephos.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!" Honeydew again as another Roflconda shows up a minute after the first and blows up Xephos and LividCoffee.
Roflconda by RyeosomniacPumpkin October 5, 2012

roflcore 

1) A way of saying rofl! (rolling on floor laughing) but using a spoken 'core' instead of an exclaimation point.

2) Indicates hardcore rofl-ing, used when a lol/LOL/ordinary 'rofl' is just not enough.
'and then they gave me my gummi bears, and my pants, and i don't think I'm allowed inside city cinema anymore..'
'roflcore!'
roflcore by dedicated rofler January 7, 2008

Rofl Cone 

A sarcastic responce to a lame joke that does not actually make you rofl
Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.
Rofl Cone by nickf&hismom May 2, 2011