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Roflcheez 

derived from the word rofl, in which extreme "roflness" has occured. Short for Rolling on the Floor laughing continously holding everything except zebras.
dude...i just shit my pants-dave
roflcheez XD-Joe
Roflcheez by 31337 l34113R May 4, 2009

roflchowned 

He or She who gets "chowned" by a hardcore ROFL-type situation.

roflchowned
"Hey Rafa, Crow just ROFLChowned you. He's got more sales than you today."
roflchowned by Wizzurd January 12, 2010

RoflCheese 

RoflCheese is the cheese that gets stuck to the bottom of a pizza box when it hardens.
The pizza was so gooey that it left a lot of RoflCheese.
RoflCheese by Brian22213 March 11, 2010
acronym: Rolling On Floor Laughing, Coughing Up Phlegm

It may be extended to indicate the quantity or duration of ROFLCUP by using ROFLCUPful as a measuring unit.
He had a bad cold and so his mates' Facebook comments made him ROFLCUP.

While ROFL he had a phlegmgasm and hoiked up a ROFLCUPful of lung juice.
ROFLCUP by memeweaver July 20, 2012

Roflcoughter 

What you do when you laugh really hard but you're sick. You cough and laugh at the same time.
My friend tried to cheer me up with a joke when i was sick. I Roflcoughtered
Roflcoughter by Solnai March 20, 2010

roflcheesepuffs

Its rofl but used with yummy, delicious, scrumptious, falcolicious, awesome, pwnage, ownage, pownage cheese-puffs.
Falco pwns j00 fr00bcake, ROFLCHEESEPUFFS xD
roflcheesepuffs by Falco L February 26, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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