roflblades 

Roflblades are the combination of the 'lollerblades' (an extenion of the 'lol') and the 'rofl'. Although used by few, this expressive word is loved by whoever utters it.

1. "Roflblades, that video was hilarious"
2. "That video is the Roflblades"

roflblades by mdhfx February 11, 2008

ROFLFLAKES 

ROFL Whilst Eating Cornflakes

sammy13: LOL check out the ROFLsection on Urban Dictionary
linuxguru1: ROFLFLAKES
sammy13: U eatin cornflakes?
linuxguru1: Yea, I'm havin breakfast :)

ROFLFLAKES by linuxguru March 30, 2008

Roflblaze 

Roflblaze is a new term used for people trying to allow the use of ROFL (rolling on floor laughing) while adding a supposedly cool subject of fire (A Favoured element on such mindrot games such as everquest and world of warcraft). 1) It is mostly used by pretencious 1337 (Hacker for 'leet' or 'elite') wannabe gamers to express their domanace over someone or 2) just to replace certain adjectives, like owned, win etc. 3) it can also be used to insult someones mother.

1) Annoying gamer: OMG dude! I just, like, completely roflblazed you in that SnD Quicskopezzz match on MW2!

Social gamer: At least i dont fuck my hand daily!

2)Annoying gamer #1: Duuuuuuuuude! We totally roflblazed their team!

Annoying gamer #2: I know dude, you what i could roflblaze right now?

Annoying gamer #1: what?

Annoying gamer #2: A double pack of PB & J Gamergruband a Mana potion!

3)Annoyed social gamer: Fucking modder! you're so shit you need a modded controller you little shit, god, play the game properly douche bag!

Annoying gamer: LOL dude! I'm gonna roflblaze you're mom tonight. lolololololol 1 4m 1337 H4x0RrZZzz!

Roflblaze by vKz iPwNaGe April 18, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012