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J.K. Rofling 

Just-Kidding Rolling-on-Floor-Laughing

A response made after untruthfully spoiling a Harry Potter book for an individual. The source of the phrase comes from the author of the Harry Potter novel series; J.K. Rowling.
Guy #1: Harry dies in the seventh book.
Guy #2: What?! Are you serious?!
Guy #1: J.K. Rofling!
Guy #2: Man, I hate you...
J.K. Rofling by Ryan Ay January 1, 2009
Jez: Did you see that girl when I said that joke?
Micah: yeah she was rofling!
rofling by Micaroniii June 14, 2011

ROFLING GUN 

the second most powerfull weapon in a roflcopters arsenal. use to uberpwn lolerskaters and lmaoplanes. in real life, if you are shot by a ROFLING gun, you will forever be cursed to roll on the floor lauging
wow, steve should have brought his lollerskates.he just got pwned by tht rofling gun
ROFLING GUN by Crap McDookie March 7, 2009
Jimmy and Kim are roffing in the other room.
roffing by Flexsmart April 23, 2015

Ruffling Around 

Witnessing how all things get twisted while you do nothing to avoid it at all.
That single Ruff just looked like ruffling around while the board went down.

Ruffling in the sheets 

When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!