Top Definition
When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.
Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"

Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
by Moojl April 26, 2012

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