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two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

rockstarlet 

A budding actress destined for stardom. A female musician/performer that is sure to be famous. An energized and talented female rock musician/vocalist. Someone who looks so marvelous that they must indeed BE marvelous!

Also, can be spelled rockstarlette.
Whoa, that Mary Jane is a rockstarlet, would you look at those legs... not to mention her dynamite smile, personality and figure!

The Box Rocks 

Someone has a pleasure inducing ass or nookie.
The date with Wonda Wonderpig was great, because the box rocks!
The Box Rocks by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

Rockstar Games

A gaming company that's been fucking milking a game so much that it skipped a console generation
Everyone: "Oh man new generation consoles are coming, I hope rockstar games comes out with a new game to present"
Rockstar Games: "let's just re-release the same game for the 167th fucking time for next gen consoles, these fools are still buying our shark cards."

rockstar friends 

(noun)

When you are boyfriend and girlfriend when you are in the same city, but when you are apart you are just good friends who plan on seeing each other again - eventually.
Dan and Michelle may live in different countries, but they travel to meet up every few months cause they are rockstar friends.
rockstar friends by gtbarry October 14, 2008

dick on the rocks 

It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.
I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.