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shock rockhard

The main character from the popular pornography “The Fucking at Rockhard Manor” written by Charles White, of which that has not yet been published, but critics have said it can be related to Rain Johnson’s “Knifes Out”. Shock is a vet turned genius inventor who attempted to build a machine that can battle the effects of PTSD. Unfortunately for him, right as he had revealed his invention, we was mysteriously “pleasured to death”. His death sparked the investigation lead by the prestigious detective Mike Mitchell.
I hope that I can soon watch the pornography that includes the illustrious Shock Rockhard

I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”

rockhard gay sex

When both parties are hard as fuck, and want to mate with each other. They have intercourse very roughly, and they aggressively moan whilst stuffing each other with their rockhard dripping pps .
majahatis: wanna have some rockhard gay sex
ishkan: sur

rockhardmanpig 

(Noun)

A particularly randy homosexual; a kinky filth-monger with a taste for man-on-man action
"My gay brother is such a sweet and delicate fellow, but he doesn't get excited by just plain vanilla sex.

He needs a rockhardmanpig to get him off..."
rockhardmanpig by Matt P July 4, 2005
Rockhardy-A term used by headbangersto define cool.
Dude, that 9 was frikin rock-hardy
rockhardy by max May 13, 2005

rockhardjeep

a class of jeep A synonym for THE 1987 Jeep YJ that bears only minor resemblance to the OEM product that AMC created.
Issued under AZ license plate circa 1999. Often seen in garage as all modifications are performed by owner.
enjoys the rocks. Will handle mud with ease.
Operated on website since 1999.
Employs a drivetrain that sparks envy: SOA+2.5"/350/nv4500/atlas/dana44's/lockers.
However modified, it is still realisticly suttle. IE: does not run 44" tires, hydraulics or a supercharger.
also expressed as RKHRDJP. 'nothing stock but the tub and the frame'
I used saw rockhardjeep's on board shower when we were out wheeling the otherday, I tell you, the only thing that Jeep is missing is a welder.
rockhardjeep by rockhardjeep April 29, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026