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rocket fart 

a fart that is released so close to you that when you breath you inadvertently inhale it in it's most concentrated form.
Oh shit, the dog just rocket farted me when we were laying on the couch together.
rocket fart by pdoggydog February 7, 2013

fart rocket 

THE new - to CANADA - Mercedes misnomered smart car. Word invented by psiscott once he saw this car with his little son. Can be used to describe any small useless or gaudy car such as many rice rockets
Little Buddy: "Daddy, huh..huh..what is THAT!?"
Daddy: "OHhhh, that's one of those stupid new fart rockets! Instead of offering available alternative fuels, we get offered that useless undersized winter-worthless four-wheeled over priced, MODERATELY fuel efficient, bicycle!"
fart rocket by psiscott April 26, 2006

Rocker Fart 

When you have a bubble fart (while sitting) trapped in your butt cheeks and you rock back and forth trying to pop it. Added bonus for it popping on your balls or clit.
I just had a huge Rocker fart that tickled my balls!!
Rocker Fart by djc5581 September 15, 2010

Rocket Farts 

Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...

A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
Man, those bong rips gave me killer rocket farts bro. My ass is on fire and I think I shit myself.
Rocket Farts by white1widow March 1, 2020

Rocketfart 

Rocketfart means to have a really big fart that acts like a rocket and will send you high.
The guy had a large Rocketfart, so he went to space.
Rocketfart by particlys March 20, 2023