Rocket Science

Gas + Flame = Altitude

Jimmy used Rocket Science to send his dog Rover 500 feet in the air.

by holdinitdowndown July 9, 2011

Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.

Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.

by Pialinist July 6, 2020

It's Not Rocket Science

What we should tell people who refuse to wear a DARN mask.

Hey, everybody, got a favor to ask!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
Save a human life with a menial task!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

by Pialinist August 14, 2020

Rocket Science

Rocket science is when scientist finds out things about space

....you make a mistake, that's what you have to do, make a mistake you did something from you negligently ruined her iphone you have to pay for that, simple as that, this is not rocket science, what is rocket science?

*Definition*
*laughs in court room*

by yongwei92 April 8, 2009

Australian rocket science

Manual labor, especially any kind of digging. So called because Australians are also known as "diggers" and the implication that they are not very smart.

If you do not finish high school, you will end up doing Australian rocket science for a living.

by Tom from the Shore October 25, 2007

couldn't be rocket science

Anything Dubya can do.

Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?

LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.

Condi: I could kiss you right now.

LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.

by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003