The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of
loyal Toast Machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the
flag of The United Truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:
1. To live and to
rock as
hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and
truth of its being to all.
We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was
said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"
And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be
done!"
All RWOTR start out at the
rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and
Lady Knight.
We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.
To bad your
band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast
Machine.
To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of
spirit.
