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rock tit 

Rock tit is what happens to your nipples when they get cold, or in some cases, when one gets horny. Rock tit is characterized by a sudden hardening of the nipples, hence the name.
More "severe" cases of rock tit, where ones nipples are so hard they could shatter bones, is named "Diamond tit".
Joe: Dude, you should have put on a better shirt for today.
Hal: Why's that?
Joe: It's cold out and I can see your rock tit.
Hal: Aww shit!
Joe: Attractive.
rock tit by LordFishstcks July 17, 2007
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Rock Tits 

Ridiculously unattractive fake boobs; breast implants looking as though ready to pop if touched.
Chris suffered a fractured penis while attempting to screw Michelle's rock tits.

Mike chipped a touch on Carrie's rock tits during foreplay.
Rock Tits by Charles Campbell September 3, 2005

rock tits 

When someone's nipples become hard and pointy either because they are cold or because, in a girl, they are aroused.
Bethany's rock tits were a clear indication that it was getting cold out side.
rock tits by Jaymz T July 10, 2007

Rock Tits 

When a person (typically a bro) is worked up and needs to calm down. See also Chill yo tits.
Dude, you need to heat your rock tits. I was kidding you bitch.
Rock Tits by themaninblack12345 December 2, 2011

rock dem titties 

A popular expression used to describe the sexual act of tittie-rocking
Bitch I'm gon' rock dem titties!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026