|1.||Rock hard, rock often|
"Rock hard, rock often" was a saying invented by Josh Pierce in early 2006. In an attempt to gain popularity to the saying Josh instructed all the students at Oneighty//gb to spread it around their schools. It worked. By March of 2006 this phrase was unstoppable, it infiltrated all of High School society in greater Green Bay, and continues to spread rapidly. We could be looking at an all out epidemic.
Spread the word.
Brian the stud: "Cya later Josh"
Josh: "Rock hard, rock often man"
Ryan: "Dude, let's go golfing"
Josh: "Rock hard, rock often"
Very excited senior: "I GOT EXCEPTED INTO MIT!"
Josh: "ROCK HARD, ROCK OFTEN!"
I think Butt Rock was coined by older Gen-Xers with a definition like that given above by the writer "Reformed Butt Rocker": Butt Rock is plodding 1970s boogie rock, music of the sort that the characters in the movie "Dazed and Confused" might have listened to. For the people born a decade later, the term came to mean the working class rock of the 1980s--this being the heavy metal that was mainstream enough to get played on MTV in prime time. The common denominator is that the term derides the music that is associated with lower-class stoners, football hooligans and their American equivalents, and other uncouth types. The original definition may be antiquated, but it's still valuable knowledge, linguistically speaking.
Foghat's "Slow Ride" - the Platonic ideal of a Butt Rock song, released during the (original) Butt-Rock peak of 1975.
Intransitive verb. 1)The specific ability to perform adeptly a style of rock music which includes guitars, drums, and a blues influence. 2)To surpass all contenders in excellence, ability, or fame. 3) To render all viewers speechless at one's excellence, ability, or fame.
Music. "The vintage vinyl of Bad Company that my dad gave me rocks hard."
Excellence. "Congratulations on that summa cum laude! You really rock hard, Michelle!"
Ability. "Our band really rocked hard last night, didn't it?"
Fame. "The Beatles rocked hard."
|4.||real good, real hot, rock hard|
1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!
2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
|5.||rock hard love handles|
no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.
Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.
Quite possibly one of the greatest people i have ever met. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women and when they look into his eyes they can't resist sleeping with him. Though that's usually not what he wants to do a man has to do what a man has to do. Has rock hard 6 pack abs and a body that makes the gods jealous. A beast at Cross Country and devouring small villages. Did i mention he can destroy them with his abs alone? Very possibly one of the sexiest guys alive. Liked by all, loved by many.
Hey do you see that rock hard man with the gorgeous features?
Yeah must be brandon
|7.||Hard as tits|
When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.
Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!