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A pirate made of metal from his head to his privates. They are the robot pirates. They do the things a robot should. Also the things a pirate should. They wear eye-patches and are feared by the masses. Their biggest enemy are computer hackers. They can also mop the whole poop deck in 11 seconds.
tommy: hey is that a robot pirate?
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his titanium chassis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn't.
bobby: then no.
by a robot pirate March 31, 2010

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