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Salty RoadSign 

A Salty Roadsign is when you ejaculate in a jar, add 1 tablespoon of highgrade sea salt and let it ferment for a week, you then tie your subject up to a road sign and perform a drive by, typically shattering the jar over there head and covering then in Skeet and Salt, thus resulting in a Salty RoadSign
Kurt was very excited when he performed his first salty roadsign on Hillary

~Scarpy~
Salty RoadSign by Scarpy February 28, 2009
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awkward roadsign

n. a roadsign gesture made with the hands by putting one hand in a karate chop-type position,and the other in an 'O' formation above it. this signifys an obviously awkward moment, an alternative to the previously over-used awkward turtle

this roadsign can be considered part of the awkward mascot club, and clearly shows the incomprehensible nature of awkward turtles, awkward palm trees, etc. and may often lead to the spontaneous erruption of laughter from those of a more immature disposition.
rachel was in the van descibing to tessa, amanda, robin and stephanie how she stalked someone on facebook.

tessa: that's really awkward, like awkward turtle...
amanda:no, more like awkward palm tree
robin: no way, that's more like awkward snowsuit
stephanie: not even, that's definetly an awkward roadsign

Road Sign Quarterback 

A simple game with one or more players. Consist of driving along empty highway, taking empty bottles, usually freshly consumed, throwing them from the moving vehicle at oncoming road signs. One point per smashed bottle. For the ametures this is easily accomplished from the passanger side of the vehicle, but the seasoned veterans have been known to score a few points from the drivers side.
Man, I was 500 last night at Road Sign Quarterback while driving up here.
Road Sign Quarterback by Wayside September 25, 2006

Road sign 

When you aggressively steal a road sign and use it to fuck your mom until she screams then use it on your whole family until they scream or cum and then jerk off onto it and then impregnate your sister with the road sign
Person 1: i did a road sign to my family
Person 2: Same
Road sign by Vexk April 12, 2022

Texas Road Sign

Put hot sauce on your arm and shove it firmly into your significant others butthole
Levi and Karen did the Texas Road sign,both had a firey ass
Texas Road Sign by KEATONANDGEAR November 29, 2017

Road Sign Material (RSM) 

Any items collected i.e.. bottles, jars, railroad spikes, televisions, guitars, fish, donuts etc. and then taken into your car and thrown at road signs.
My friend and I had a great day throwing road sign material (RSM) out of his car.

Road sign 

A person with a dick the curves to the right or left like a street sign directing traffic
John has a road sign
Road sign by Kietanium March 12, 2021