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road worrier

A general term for someone who experiences Hodophobia (fear of road travel), or Amaxophobia (fear of riding in a car).
Our strange Uncle Tony now rides a bicycle, but only on clearly defined bike paths, as he's added 'road worrier' to his many eccentricities.

Road Warrior 

This is a self-described term used by corporate lackeys that spends a lot of time on the road (via automobiles), living in motels and eating in restaurants and diners. Many use this term to glamorize, romanticize and/or rationalize their lonely profession, sometimes to impress lot lizards and other prostitutes that frequent the world of the itinerant traveler.
So that dweeb with a laptop fancies himself a road warrior, eh? Well, a biker gang is just pulling into this truck stop. Watch him skedaddle!
Road Warrior by Poppy McFoppy August 17, 2010

road warrior animal 

The living half of the tag team road warriors, his partner, Road Warrior Hawk, died a few years ago.
Road Warrior animal is getting a job as a roadie for the WWE

Road Warrior 

Junk Punks and motor cycle riders who frequently travel, mostly on rat bikes, trying to "live on the edge" much like the original Road Warrior: Mad Max.(although Mad Max drove a Ford Falcon XB)

It's believed they'll do anything to get that next gallon of gasoline, from simple odd jobs, to theft, to outright murder.

They're also believed to settle disputes by riding side by side and beating each other until one Warrior has fallen, possibly being killed in the process, but definitely destroying the bike.
He's a real Road Warrior, man, I watched him fight a guy on his bike; he killed him, then went back for his gasoline.

Road Warrior Hawk 

The dead half of the famous tag team, Road Warriors.
Its too bad Road Warrior Hawk died, maybe he could've been put in more wrestlecrap if he would've lasted longer!

Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart 

While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.
"Oh god, did Sampson already shit himself? It fucking smells..."
"Nah dude, he just let out a few Mel Gibson Road Warrior Farts."