Rule 1 of Road Trips 

Don't be an asshole.

Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.

Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...

Rule 1 of Road Trips by VanguardVince December 12, 2012

rule of the road 

Referring to road head, this is usually used in a sentence when someone is talking about a car ride with a girl. The rule of the road is when and if you give a girl a ride somewhere in your car and she gives you no money or gift, she must follow the rule of the road and give you road head.

guy 1: i gave cindy a ride home last night.
guy 2: did she follow the rule of the road?
guy 1: naw, she gave me $10

bill: i gave sarah a ride to wal mart earlier.
jimmy: you use the rule of the road?
bill: yeah, she tried to stop by an ATM to give me cash but i refused and made her sucky sucky

rule of the road by John Chargualaf December 3, 2006

road rules 

Another mistake that MTV aires to appease the losers that watch this crap.

Person 1: wanna watch some road rules?

Person 2: nah, I'd rather go help my grandpa wax his pubes.

road rules by The Unsilent Majority July 13, 2003

road rules 

1)When you're in a different area code you are technically single- when adhering to road rules.2) What goes on on the road stays on the road

road rules by Anonymous July 30, 2003

road rules 

20 year olds fighting over who ate the last fig newton....

"who ate the last fig newton? you have dissrepected me, my mother, and my whole family."

road rules by Kym July 16, 2003

road rules 

A show on mtv, on which they pick a group of people to travel an area of the world together and complete missions

The new season of road rules is on crack

road rules by kdawg July 9, 2003

road rules 

MTV's own, origional creation. The show brings several young adults together, shoves them in a SUV and gives them difficult "missions" they must compleat to win prizes. This season, the only cool member of the road rules team, Abram was kicked off the show, do to a provoced attack at fat ass meanie, Donell.

Dude, lets not just sit around and do nothing, lets sit around and watch ROAD RULES!

road rules by kate July 18, 2003