Extract from conversation:

Fran-tic-tic-tic: I'd like give them a spoon
Fran-tic-tic-tic: and tell them to clean themselves out
Fran-tic-tic-tic: then lube it.
#chemist: ah, the ol' comfort spoon
#chemist: lol sif lube
Fran-tic-tic-tic: Sif no lube.
#chemist: dry anal ftw
Fran-tic-tic-tic: rl lol