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Riverbed ratchet 

One level lower than your average ratchet and resides in the riverbed sucking and fucking while stealing your shit, more than likely inbred
always broke cuz he be fucking with all them riverbed ratchets and still keeps going back. After them Riverbed ratchets stole from him they helped him look for his dope sack knowing it was in her pocket
Riverbed ratchet by Big Daddy JP February 26, 2022
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Darkest blackest night on the riverbed 

Order me an Arnold Palmer.”
“Bet ima get a darkest blackest night on the riverbed”

snowy rivered it

This phenomena occurs when one goes over the edge of something and does so with a flagarant disregard for their safety. Similar to Joe riding the horse off the cliff in the film The Man From Snowy River.
Person 1:"Whoa did you see Joel Huck off that jump?"
Person 2; "Yeah he totally snowy rivered it!"
snowy rivered it by 026er January 1, 2014
In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.
I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.
rivered by The Man May 10, 2004

Riverbend High School 

A place where people r just stupid kids vaping every fucking day teachers checking everyone they take school to serious this school is a bitch ass school full of losers Nd fake ppl and complete bullshit drama that leads to fighting everyday, racism too and ppl don’t do nun except reposting the same bullshit
Kid a: aw man this school is ass I got in trouble for drinking water

Kid b: let’s shoot up this school or make drama

Kid a: I’m fighting this bitch ass teacher

*2 days later*

Kid b: what happened about fighting the teacher

Kid a: gets out gun and shoots up Riverbend high school

fall rivered

Getting a bad deal or the shit end of the stick. When one agrees to something without complete thought about the result.
Manny got Fall Rivered when he bought an '86 Ford Festiva for 3 grand.

That dude really Fall Rivered you on that bag of weed.
fall rivered by manny clause March 15, 2007
The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)
3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...
rivered by n00b August 8, 2004