River Boating

The act placing your face between butt cheeks While violently shaking your face back and forth in said butt cheeks.

Bro, when that stripper put her ass in my face, I went River Boating!

by Jballs89 August 13, 2011

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

River Boat Captain

I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.

Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.

by Hugo_B February 24, 2013

glass bottom river boat

the act of shiting in a glass bowl while it is placed over your partners head

Hey Toby, I just gave that bitch the glass bottom river boat.

by Kyle Longbrake November 10, 2007

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022