To wake up after a big night out,often having slept on a floor, feeling like you've had a wash in a filthy river. Characteristics will include greasy flat hair, sticky clothes, sore throat, red eyes, spots.
"I woke up this morning feeling unbelievable River Nile".
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
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A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.
guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.
by TheFlyingFuck October 8, 2011
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When 5 or more dicks ejaculate into a females mouth at one time, while the female chokes on the sperm and it runs through the nostrils of the female to form something like the flow of the nile river.
Many pornstars have perfected the nile river with 5 no lifes did this in now-deleted pornos.
by 123suckmyd December 2, 2009
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The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.
I've been workin' out so hard lately I'm gettin a Nile River
by The Cuze April 5, 2010
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When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!
I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!
by AR13$ November 3, 2022
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