Top Definition
When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010

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