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When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.
lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!
by kismet & zee April 14, 2009