by Trevipedia June 4, 2016
A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you
Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes
Myrissa: yes
Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too
Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.
Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym
2 years later
BOOM BOOM
Ronald: what’s that
Me: IT’S ME
Ronald: oh shit
Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo
5 seconds later
Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss
Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes
Myrissa: yes
Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too
Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.
Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym
2 years later
BOOM BOOM
Ronald: what’s that
Me: IT’S ME
Ronald: oh shit
Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo
5 seconds later
Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss
Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end
by Afklabdor June 13, 2019
Asking someone to have aggressive bloody ball slapping gay sex. Asking another male to milk your cock so hard blood shoots out when you cum.
by cumwolf March 7, 2021
by Kazoo'sAreGr8 September 1, 2020
I'm going to the Archers New Rival show on Friday because last time some guy broke his hand in the mosh pit... it was crazy!?
by Joenamouth March 31, 2006
Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):
university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below
or
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below
or
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U
by The First GG October 17, 2012