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The Rituals of Bob 

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.
To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.
What you say at work when your talking about smoking weed
James-Aye you gonna perform your rituals tonight?

Mike-hell yeah
rituals by phantomk June 23, 2013

ritualistic clinky 

The act of solidfying a Pope Law. It is carried out by the members in attendance by clinking their beer bottles.
Thats sounds like a new pope law, we need a ritualistic clinky

ritualistic poultry fisting 

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?
Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.

Ritualizing

The act of preforming a ritual.
The two penguins sat around the campfire ritualizing, cause they wanted to murder jschlatt and Charlie slimecicle, they were too sus for their own good and gay Satan came on them.
Ritualizing by SpaceXDragon August 23, 2021

OCD Rituals 

Some OCD rituals include:
Having everything symmetrical

Needing everything to be a certain way
Feeling like you aren’t in control of your actions

Getting obsessed over one little thing
OCD really stinks, just look at all the little OCD rituals some people have to go through.