Risotto Nero 

The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una

Risotto Nero: ”razor blades :)”

Risotto Nero by NOTRisottoNero September 16, 2020

Risotto Nero 

A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.

Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."

Risotto Nero by rutherfordium October 15, 2019

Risotto Nero 

big fat juicy horse cock

also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione

Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.

Risotto Nero by ExoNether September 15, 2020

Risotto Nero 

the head of la squadra and uses metal as a stando lol

Doppio: We found Risotto Nero!

Ris: *uses metal to attack Doppio*

Risotto Nero by Jojofan29200 January 14, 2021

west street risotto 

Patches of sick as created by drunken revellers on chav mecca - West Street - in Brighton, UK.

I was walking down the street on Saturday night and I had to dodge three west street risottos!

west street risotto by cupboardy303 May 21, 2009

risotto 

gay for "rice"

Arnie: "heeeeya, ya'll want some risotto?"
Joe: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Caio: "Sure, I'll have some"

risotto by jokkmokkmokk October 20, 2011

Backdoor Risotto 

Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.

He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.

Backdoor Risotto by alphasasha February 26, 2021