rip job 

You, being a male, are getting a rim job from a female and you pass gass or fart in her face.

Sorry bro but your dame was giving me a rim job and it ended up becomming a rip job. Didn't you just kiss her?

rip job by Roob Dogg June 7, 2007

rip job 

When a person is given a rim job, but the person giving the rim job uses their razor sharp fangs. (teeth)

Hannah sighed as John started, but two seconds later screamed when her rim job turned into a rip job.

rip job by bobhun April 29, 2008

ripjob 

The male counterpart to a beaver bong rip. The foreskin is wrapped around a water pipe and someone rips a bowl. Easier execution if not Jewish. Anal rip jobs are a variety of this (aka boof bonging).

Last night I told Sally I'd take a hit of hers if she took a hit of mine. Long story short we ended up ripjobbing and beaver bonging.

ripjob by banananahammock June 16, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016