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Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
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red ringed 

Slang for a broken xbox, taken from the "Red Ring of Death", where the ring of lights around the power button turn red, indicating the type of fault.
"Wanna play Halo 3?"
"Can't - my 360 red ringed"
red ringed by j-cutter January 21, 2008

Beat it like a rented mule 

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.
Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.
Beat it like a rented mule by Philip September 12, 2003

Rented Mule 

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.
I will beat you like a rented mule.
Rented Mule by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

a rinsed ball 

A golf ball that after being struck, lands in water (pond, lake, stream, ocean).
Announcer: That ball was hit far right, and is headed towards the creek! He'll be VERY lucky if that does'nt end up "a rinsed ball"!
a rinsed ball by talk2me-JCH2 August 21, 2022
when someone has been thoroughly beaten at a certainsport or activity
rinsed by jake87 June 11, 2006
A user online that is known to be unfunny, dumb and post the same memes. Their activity is mostly noticed on Discord.
Ugh, a Rifted just joined...
Rifted by SquashyTomato December 29, 2020