Felony Ring(s) 

white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)

Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!

I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).

Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.

Felony Ring(s) by G's Spot July 20, 2008

kiss the Don's ring, or die 

(A phrase from Mario Puzo's The Godfather ) meaning: respect my authority, or else...suffer the negative consequences.

Mother: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic, now, kiss the Don's ring, or die trying. Adam, go do your homework.

Adam:get of my planet, at least for now, ill do my homework later.

Mother: okay, but, lol, I'm cutting off your allowance if you don't do your homework at all.

Adam: got that.

kiss the Don's ring, or die by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2014

Devil's Ring

The bung, the anus, the sphincter, the oring.

Rhonda ate too many jalapeño peppers and wound up with one fiery Devil's Ring.

Devil's Ring by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Devil’s Ring 

When the bung hole just burns with fire. The O Ring is tender to the touch. Typically from liquid fire shits or a brutally rough round of anal sex.

Harvey had to run to the drug store for a little salve to sooth the devil’s ring.

That prostite has to have a devil’s ring today after pounded her ass last night.

Devil’s Ring by Eaton Holgoode October 29, 2017

Saturn’s Ring 

The ring around a woman’s butthole, especially when it’s darker.

Yo dude, did you see her Saturn’s Ring? It’s so much darker! I wanna fuck it so badly.

Saturn’s Ring by Jackthesnacc March 24, 2020

Satan's Ring 

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

Satan's Ring by stepbanter August 20, 2014

gay man's ring 

when a man wears a thick silver ring, preferably with a wavy imprinted design, on his middle, pointer or thumb

Wow look at that guy's gay man's ring. He is either the lead singer in creed or poorly mistaken.

gay man's ring by jabone November 29, 2012