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You can't run from the rickshaw man

Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.
Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.

Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!

rickshawed 

the act of fucking someone up in anyway and or situation
oh my god man he didnt even see you coming he just got fuckin rickshawed
rickshawed by jpsnipes May 21, 2011

Jon's nuts in a rickshaw 

Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.
When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.

Rickshaw 

a small two-wheeled cart for one passenger; pulled by one person
I love a good ride in my Rickshaw pulled by my young chinese gentleman
Rickshaw by F.a.S June 2, 2003

Rickshaw'd 

It's a Wet Willy, but in the butt.
Rickshaw'd by Gustav! March 24, 2017

Rusty Rickshaw

A sexual act involving at least two men and one additional female, or male. During the act, both males must simultaneously penetrate the anal sphincter of the third(be it male or female), which is then followed by the third of the party manually completing the act for the two penetrating males from a rear-facing position as though pulling a rickshaw.
Did you see the rusty rickshaw they pulled off in "Horny Peter and the Sorceror's Daughter"?
Rusty Rickshaw by Rusty Scrimshaw January 11, 2011