rigimortis 

The hardest boner you'll ever have.

Necrophiliacs go crazy over rigimortis victims due to their boners.

rigimortis by cheeky_slag<3 May 22, 2009

rigimortis 

British slang for an erection.

"My wee wee is stricken with rigimortis"

rigimortis by Brittney <3 June 22, 2007

rigimortis 

a state of ones muscles after death frozen in one position.

Used in slang to replace the words "cool" and "sexy"

wow...robert is really rigimortis.

that is so rigimortis!

or

after death, the mouse lay rigimortis.

rigimortis by Dezzy May 15, 2005

rigamortified 

rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.

Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.

rigamortified by Naoutka November 7, 2003

Rigamortis 

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

Rigamortis by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamortis tongue 

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

rigamortis tongue by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

rigamortus 

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

rigamortus by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004