rigamortified 

rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.

Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.

rigamortified by Naoutka November 7, 2003

Rigamortis 

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

Rigamortis by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamortis tongue 

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

rigamortis tongue by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

rigamortus 

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

rigamortus by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

Rigamortis Tortoise 

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

Rigamortis Tortoise by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010

rigimortis 

The hardest boner you'll ever have.

Necrophiliacs go crazy over rigimortis victims due to their boners.

rigimortis by cheeky_slag<3 May 22, 2009

Rigamortified 

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.

We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.

Rigamortified by MDarcon March 9, 2018