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Risotto Nero 

A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."
Risotto Nero by rutherfordium October 15, 2019

Risotto Nero 

big fat juicy horse cock

also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione
Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.
Risotto Nero by ExoNether September 15, 2020
A Riotto searches for knowledge in all places, but sometimes has difficulty expressing what they know. Riottos are true friends, and while book smart, are somehow the biggest dumbasses you will meet. Most Riottos hate peanut butter, and have an unreasonable fear of aliens, specifically ET.
Why are you reading a dictionary during lunch? Stop being a Riotto!
Yeah this Riotto always has nightmares that ET is at the bottom of his stairs...
Riotto by YzmaKnows November 3, 2020

Risotto Nero 

the head of la squadra and uses metal as a stando lol
Doppio: We found Risotto Nero!

Ris: *uses metal to attack Doppio*
Risotto Nero by Jojofan29200 January 14, 2021

west street risotto 

Patches of sick as created by drunken revellers on chav mecca - West Street - in Brighton, UK.
I was walking down the street on Saturday night and I had to dodge three west street risottos!
Arnie: "heeeeya, ya'll want some risotto?"
Joe: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Caio: "Sure, I'll have some"
risotto by jokkmokkmokk October 20, 2011