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Riding the hand car 

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

riding carl 

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing
Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?

No he knows his place he’s riding carl
riding carl by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019

Riding in Cars with Bok Choys 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Riding in Cars with Bok Choys, you should try it!"

riding in cars with boys 

A slang way to ask for the drug, xanax over the phone.
Riding in cars with boys, my house...five minutes.

Riding The Magic Carpet 

When you've achieved a high that makes you float around.
Dude were you riding the magic carpet with me?
Riding The Magic Carpet by jweskid February 7, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026