Rigid Shit Sticks 

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!

I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit

Rigid Shit Sticks by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

rigid shaft 

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

rigid shaft by Patty December 8, 2004

Rididdledamndiculous 

(Ri-diddle-damn-diculous)
Rididdledamndiculous (adj)
Rididdledamndiculously (adv)

When something is past the point of simply "ridiculous" but does not quite merit being referred to as "rigoddamndiculous"

Also this word can be used as a less-profane way to say something is "rigoddamndiculous" for those who are concerned with avoiding blasphemy but still want to define something as being safely beyond simply "ridiculous."

Student 1: Dude, how's your workload this semester?
Student 2: I have 21 credit hours and a 20-hour-a-week job.
Student 1: Woah, that's rididdledamndiculous.

Rididdledamndiculous by cdp5883 February 21, 2011

fuck me rigid 

Another Australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. Less popular cousin to fuck me dead.

"Hey mate, the Cats lost by 105 points today." "Fuck me rigid!"

fuck me rigid by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

ridged band 

The ridged band also known as Taylor's band is the primary source of sexual pleasure found in the foreskin of the penis. This tissue is destroyed in victims of circumcision.

Thanks to my parents I was not circumcised and enjoy a normal level of sexual pleasure with my intact ridged band.

I love my parents because they did not remove my ability to experience normal sex with my ridged band.

ridged band by Graham January 3, 2004

Rididic 

Fucking ridiculously amazing, Being Ridiculous in dope ways others cant

That shits Rididic

Rididic by Brett Cooper 1 May 22, 2011

rigid

1. the quality of being socially awkward/uncomfortable.
2. highly inconvenient/frustrating

antonym - loose

Dude, rigid.

rigid by willsaknob3 November 13, 2010