A ricer is someone who owns a car, usually with about 120hp, but thinks a body kit, rims, airplane wing, fart can, stickers, decals, ect will make the car fast because it will look fast. Ricers believe that adding tacky body mods will somehow get them pussy and give them 400hp to the wheels. Ricers are usually stuck-up white kids who fall for marketing schemes from magazines and "import performance" websites, mezmorized by the pictures of bodykits and big fart cans, and believing the "dyno proven 100hp gains" written in the product descriptions.
Ricer watches Fast and the Furious and wants 500hp to the wheels and some pussy.
Ricer buys an import magazine and sees a body kit that gains him 200hp "dyno proven".
Ricer buys the body kit but hes too lazy to paint it the color of his Civic, but he puts it on anyway.
Ricer revs his fart can at girls and they laugh.
Ricer trys to race a 350Z and loses the $500 bet because he did the "math" and thought he had 537hp and would win, i guess not.
Ricer hangs himself because he fails at life.
2. "Dude, once the VTEC kicks in, its all over." -ricer
3. "When we raced you called me a cheater, couldn't hang with the 1.6L" -ricer
"duh man, the sonic-ac moore lot, cause we are SUCH ricers..."
Person two: His body kit snapped when he drove over a 2 inch speed bump. I was riding with him that day. He tried to race this Grand AM with no body kit, so he just knew we would win. Unfortunately within 2 seconds we were 10 car lengths behind! Ricky is a ricer!"
Not a ricer: twin-turbo RX-7, with modest rear wing, 16" alloys and good tires. No aero kit. Maybe a limited-slip. Non-audible blow-off valves on turbo. No carbon-fiber to be seen. Good-sounding exhaust
REALLY not a ricer: 1955 Willys-Overland Pickup, 35" BFG M-T'S, Mercruiser 350, NV4500 5-speed, true 4WD, Detroit lockers.