1. A kind of car that has nothing but comsmetic modifications. Most are Japanese cars, but some range from domestic to German cars. Most commonly Honda Civics and Mitsubishi Eclipses.


2. A person who buys a domestic or import car and adds nothing but cosmetic parts. Most commonly white, male, and from the surburbs.
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by Blahb March 13, 2005
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Japanese imports that gay inbreed hillbillies try to make fun of when they roll up to them at a red light in their 40-30 year old shit 3 ton muscle car(but it's fast because it has a 350lb V8 that only makes 200 hp) they stop laughing when they hear the 2 step launch control and see the tail lights of the"ricer" . Often having better proformunce than almost a muscle cars in any area. They are often driven by younger people who keep up with technology and advancements, unlike the american way of just adding more cylinders or displacement.

often people who live in trailers compare the worst import to an american made car which they will never be able to afford either way
yesterday i was in my STi and this hillbilly pulled up next to me with with his brother and sister having sex in the back seat. he asked me if i wanted to get my ass kicked in a race. so we raced and when i launched and he was still wondering how this ricer beat the shit out of him
by japanise4banger March 3, 2011
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Someone who's wheels on their car are worth more than the car itself.
1970's honda with current model 19" chromies
by Fr0z3n March 1, 2004
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Any (usually japanese) 4-cylinder POS not fit for racing that idiots (usually teens) hop up anyway. These cars dont even have 150 HP. By "modify," I mean stickers all over, special neon lights, ugly decals showing stuff they dont have(e. g. NOS, Turbo), shitty spoilers, shitty "fart can" exhaust. No performance enhancements. All show, no go. If you want to race in a japanese import, at least get an Acura TL-S/CL-S (260 HP V6) or Nissan Maxima (265 HP V6). Best of all, get a REAL car with a V8 or more (M5-5.0L/400HP, CTS-V--5.7/400, Corv Z06-5.7/405, Benz E55 AMG- 5.5L/469HP, S600 V12--6.0/493).
Someone in a ricer (Civic "VTEC", of course), revving his engine at the light, had the nerve to get me to race him. He floored it like a rocket, but he wondered why he couldnt pass me, even though I was only at 2800rpm. When he tried to get ahead I floored it in my BENZ E55 AMG (5.5 L V8, 469 HP, 516 ft-lbs torque, 0-60 in 4.5seconds*) and went past him like he was standing still. I mean, I just smoked that bastard's ricer.
(NOTE: I don't really drive a Benz, let alone an E55 AMG. I just used the E55 as an example of a muscle car)
*Figures from the Mercedes-Benz official site.
by "garndog" January 17, 2004
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A vehicle made up of a small car and a driver with an even smaller dick!!! Want muscle, buy a real car!!!
The keys for his ricer, were thicker then his pecker.
by spike77 February 5, 2006
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A car, probably an old Honda Civic/Accord or Corlla that has less horsepower than stickers and has a wing that could be used as just that..And just for the record, it is referring to import cars, hence the name -rice-r.
Did you see that ricer breakdown in the 1/4 mile?
by Masonic Atheist October 8, 2004
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a car with ANY mods whatsoever that do not ad performance
any body kit
stupid stickers
elec bov
"chromies"
by Ishan February 24, 2004
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