Top Definition
A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.
Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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