A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.
Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.