Rian Dawson 

The insanely cute drummer for the pop-punk band All time low who takes the best selfies. He is dating the beauitful Cassadee Pope and looks like a potato. He has amazing teeth and the whole fandom is in love with them.

Girl: Who is the drummer?
Fan: The babe is Rian Dawson
Girl: He kind of looks like a potatobut has insanely nice teeth
Fan: Tell me about it

Rian Dawson by lolwowno May 17, 2014

rian dawson 

contrary to popular belief;
he IS all time low's drummer.
NOT a techie.

rian dawson is a pretty awesome guy.

rian dawson by Marimarie Catastrophe December 25, 2007

rian dawson 

The drummer of pop-punk band, All Time Low.
He's very often ignored by teenage girls that are blinded by Alex, Jack, or Zack.

Girl #1: Who's that babe playing drums?
Girl #2: Rian Dawson, duh!

rian dawson by avarofl August 26, 2008

Rian Dawson 

Drummer In the amazing band All time low And dating Cassadee Pope

He looks a bit like a potato

Hustler: Rian Dawson, you look at bit like a potato.
Rian: I don't look like a potato...Do I?!

Rian Dawson by BonerFaceATL December 16, 2011

Rian Dawson 

The ultimate awesome ass, hot drummer from the band All Time Low. Usually hiddin by his flailing arms hitting all the drums or by Alex Gaskarth who is also rather hot :)
He also has insanely perfect, white teeth so i guess he brushes his teeth loads.

Person1: ohmygod, who's the hottie on the drums behind Alex Gaskarth?
Person2: its's rian dawson! duhhh

Rian Dawson by qwerty994 February 19, 2010

rian dawson 

The amazingly sweet drummer of the pop/punk band All Time Low. A lot of people have problems reconizing who he is.

Girl 1: Who's that guy?
Girl 2: Rian Dawson from All Time Low idiot!

rian dawson by Jtotheackie January 5, 2009

Ballsack-Randalson 

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com

I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.

Ballsack-Randalson by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025