by Vanna0303 February 25, 2018
When a person can't take the reality of the truth about a breakup and instead "rewrites" what really happened and then tells other people the story as if that's what really happened.
Josh couldn't take the fact that Kathryn dumped him for his brother. By rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.
by gothchic June 15, 2011
When AE promise to have the server rewritten 4 years ago, but it is at 99.9999999% for the last 2 years.
Player 1: Hey, when's the server rewrite going to come out?
Player 2: I wish I can say that it is real.
Player 2: I wish I can say that it is real.
by Eatkins June 3, 2017
South Park's hilarious send-up of bullshit fictional hacking in movies.
Kyle Broflowski can't log onto a message board, but is able to break through the access code by "rewriting the encryptions". He achieves this by typing furiously until the screen reads "Access Granted".
Kyle Broflowski can't log onto a message board, but is able to break through the access code by "rewriting the encryptions". He achieves this by typing furiously until the screen reads "Access Granted".
Kyle: Dammit, they've got an access code! I'll rewrite the encryptions!
(types furiously for 5 seconds)
Got it!
(Cartman and Stan look at him incredulously)
(types furiously for 5 seconds)
Got it!
(Cartman and Stan look at him incredulously)
by Quaff March 8, 2011
What politicians do to make the other politicians look bad. It’s not lying to get money and power if you can get the people on your side.
All your life you have been taught (x) but it that’s not right. In reality (y) is true and the people (my political opponents) who say so don’t know real history. NO I AM NOT REWRITING HISTORY THEY WERE THE ONES TO REWRITE IF FIRST WAAAAAAAAAAA!
by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023
Means to not be able to take it back and rewrite it in a different fashion, or as a different person, irregardless of the method used to do so. This is more specifically meant simply as another one of my own ways to mark things (documents/notes) as my own, and is strictly meant solely for the prevention of theft via time-travel methodology.
I hereby mandate in a rewritable-less format, that Joshua Mikhael Rhea is the one true owner of the past, future, and present versions of everything everywhere, irregardless of who keeps on trying to time travel back and forth constantly and speak/take him out of history using his own invention(s)/ideas(s)/etc. Including this term here, especially, by the way..the Omega Road guy, in East TN...
by GodCreator/Killer February 20, 2023
by Blunt March 31, 2004