returny g 

When playing a ye old game of "pingy g", also known as table tennis or ping pong, it is someone who returns an epic serve by his or her opponent thus winning that round of "pingy g".

Hey John, I just did a very fast and swift serve and you, being the returny g that you are, returned it back even though I was positive you would miss and therefore one this round! Good Job!

Bob: OHH, did you see that serve I just did! It was so epic!

John: Yeah it was good, but I just returned it!

Bob: Wow, look-ee here, we have a returny g in the house!

returny g by camelliott January 1, 2009

Cow return grass 

A joke between the totally rad CaptainSparklez, the quite rad Karacorvus, and the not rad, but still pretty cool X33N, where they played a minecraft map made by the genius Henzoid, when Karacorvus had to describe a clock.

COW RETURN GRASS. COW RETURN GRASS!!

Cow return grass by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022

Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns 

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.

Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how

Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns by the schnozzberries January 26, 2010

The Great Cans Of No Return 

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

The Great Cans Of No Return by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

got you last no returns 

A stupid thing boys say in early elementary school that has no real purpose. Kid A will tag kid B, and then as kid A is running away as fast as possible, he will yell "got you last no returns!" which means that kid B is tagged, and can't tag kid A back. Kid B will say to himself "darn!" but that is about the extent of its impact on his life.
Sometimes kid B will try to tag kid A back, before kid A can say "got you last no returns," but kid A is prepared for this, and will jump backwards so as to be out of kid B's reach.
Again, none of this has any real purpose, because it is not in the context of a game of tag; it is just random.

As we were passing the other second grade class, two boys from the other line ran through our entire line tagging everyone saying "got you last no returns" to each of us, as fast as they could.

Four years later, the same two boys still had not gotten over the fascination of got you last no returns, and as one of them was passing by me, he tagged me... but, not thinking, he accidently tagged my chest. I think this surprised both of us, because he ran away even faster than usual.

got you last no returns by bandcampgirl183 October 10, 2005

return of curly's gold 

the sequel to any movie that hasn't had a previous sequel.

Have you seen the Matrix 2: The Return of Curly's Gold

return of curly's gold by Angie T. August 6, 2003

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. 

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021