Synonym for delayed, generally used when referring to ignition times of car engines.

Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.
Facebook user 1: Have you heard about the mayor's decision to raise taxes for low-income families?
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED
by Someone32143214 November 4, 2019
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The second most abused word in the English language, next to gay.
Bob: I got a 72% on my math test.

John: RETARD! I got a 75%.
by Little Johnny's Big Brother March 10, 2010
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a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself
¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨
by Ca2en September 15, 2017
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A person who acts like the absolute dumbest fuck on the face of the planet
Person 1: Shit, bro! I just dropped my phone in the toilet!!

Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!
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a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.
Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.
by C Had April 28, 2006
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you
hey ur a retard
by uraretard January 19, 2021
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When European airliners get mat at u for having to a crappy vs ratio so dey remind u ur a retard and den u make a buttery landing.
500 APPROACHING MINIMIMUS... 100 MINIMUMS 50 40 30 20 RETARD 10... B U T T E R
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