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retardware 

1: Software that serves no useful purpose, but impairs the function of your computer, often due to using up RAM. Unlike spyware or malware this is just due to poor design rather than malicious intent.

2: Software designed to make computers easier for lusers to use, but ends up teaching them bad habits which cause them to wreck their computer or otherwise make using it more difficult than it needs to be.
Much of the "bonus" software that comes pre-installed with home computers sold by major manufacturers tends to fit one or both definitions of "retardware".
retardware by Korgmeister August 2, 2006
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Retardave 

When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.
I don't know how to install Battlephil...

-What are you talking about ? Dude you're so retardave.
Retardave by Atthaniel January 15, 2021

Retardfucker 

Someone who is fucking/ having sex with a retard. Not necessarily someone with mental retardation though just someone they've name-called a retard.
Guy: You're a retard!

Girl: If i'm a retard then what does that make you?

Guy: A retardfucker :D
Retardfucker by girlwhocriedhippo February 3, 2010

Retardacle 

the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.
"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."
Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020

retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.
Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."
retardacity by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

retardacon 

"You're such a retardacon!"
retardacon by Magusto May 20, 2008

Retardacity

Being so blatantly ignorant and stupid, you shock and offend the public.
The shear retardacity of Sarah Palin, to say those things on television, it hurts me.
Retardacity by Slackkidlb7 June 15, 2011