The legitimate definition:
–verb (used with object)
1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
This term is being eliminated across the U.S by advocates for the developmentally disabled because for individuals of higher functioning intellectual impairment, it is demeaning and belittling.
Unfortunately, the word "retarded" (in my opinion) is frequently used--but only by shallow people easily influenced by societal expectations. The slang for "retarded" is frequently used to express contempt or disgust at a person, situation, or idea. Basically, anything the person who says it can't wrap their head around.
2.) What, we have a test tomorrow I didn't see coming? That's retarded. Our teacher is totally retarded.
3.) Carrot top is such a retard. He's someone I don't think is funny. He is someone I will make fun of at the cost of someone dealing with serious life-altering psychological issues.
4.) I was driving drunk, and this fucking cop pulled me over because I was swerving over the median or some shit. He was such a retard.
5.) Dude, the dude who wrote this entry is fucking retarded man. That's the only way I can describe it, bro. Cause, dude, man--he doesn't even fuckin' get it, i mean--you know?
Person 2: Hey, I would appreciate it if you didn’t use that word around me anymore. When you use "retarded" as a synonym for "stupid" or "idiotic," you are saying that all people with intellectual disabilities are stupid, and that’s definitely not true.
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Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.
RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?
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6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!
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If you want to tick off a politically correct person, just say it. They think it's mean because people with mental problems are not always stupid, except you can't call those people "retarded" in the first place, and nobody cares anyway. Plus, once again, it's from the Latin word for "slow".
Guy 2 to Guy 3: Look at Guy 1 dancing like he's retarded.